How Marky Mark Sanford gets down
OK, so from his emails with his paramour, Argentinean businesswoman Maria Belén Chapur, we know that Gov. Mark Sanford likes listening to country. In an air-conditioned backhoe. However, we’ve found a way to finally musically bring the Governor all the way into the modern age.
Everyone knows Sanford gets all sweaty and twitchy without a stack of charts and graphs nearby, and that’s how we figured it out. Say it: “Mark Sanford, hip-hop aficionado.” Yes sir, it is possible. See, all that needed to happen was to explain to him some of the classic rhymes in ways that he could understand.
Like, say, these numbers:
“Damn It Feels Good to be a Gangsta,” Geto Boys
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