Welcome to Columbia, Tebow

In about 27 hours and 30 minutes, Carolina will enter the buzzsaw known as the Florida Gators. How much does it suck for the Gamecocks to have to play Florida and Alabama in the same season that both teams are competing for the national championship? Hoo-wee.

We’re not big fans of the Gators. Actually, if you wear orange, we’re probably going to hate you. Auburn, Tennessee, Florida, Clemson — nothing good comes out of anything that has orange. However, we like St. Tebow. Why? The man wins. And he’s a beast on the field. Tebow’s not nicknamed “the baby rhino” for nothing. He will fuck your day up.

So, two years ago, when Teebs was making the run as the only sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy, a couple Florida students who called themselves “Tebow’s Anonymous” put a parody of Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat” up on YouTube. It, eh, is very, very, very NSFW. And damn funny.