Capps in trouble?

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We’re only passing along the knowledge of Voting Under the Influence‘s Brian McCarty, who pushed a proposal to censure none other than Earl Capps, mainly for being and supporting “RINOs.”

…that Capps had the audacity to win elections that he ran without checking first with the big three consultants; that Capps does not attend Gamecock football games; that Capps actually knows Mike Reino; that Capps actually worked for Republican campaigns before Howard Rich came along including for that RINO Ronald Reagan; that Capps does RINO things like being an adjunct professor at some sissy college that wants people to learn; that Capps has been seen in a bar near Summerville; that Capps committed other notorious offenses to those who are the self professed rulers of South Carolina; that Voting Under the Influence, with the power vested to it by a few folks drinking in a barn, does hereby and forever censure Earl Capps for being an longhaired, outlaw blogger devoted to RINO politics and heavy metal music.

Be it also resolved, by Voting Under the Influence, with the power vested to it by a few folks drinking in a barn, to extend greetings to Earl Capps for a Happy Birthday along with this censure.

Fun and games, gentlemen — fun and games. Hopefully Earl will have a good birthday on Friday.

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4 Responses to “Capps in trouble?”
  1. Earl Capps says:

    No comment, but thanks!

  2. lavinia says:

    Samson – whatever you do – don’t cut your hair – even if it is getting gray from all these birthdays!

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