carlathfThursday, the Colts took on the Jaguars, which only meant a damn to us as our boy, Maurice Jones-Drew, put up a nasty amount of fantasy points on the Indianapolis defense. Wins? Losses? Screw that. We need rushing yards, receptions and touchdowns. Love you, MJD.

Anyway, Carl from “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” is a big football fan. He knew what was going to happen from the get-go, probably because of the hints he gets from his Zubaz pants.