Over the past several months, Auburn University’s been getting headlines for all the wrong reasons, and university President Jay Gogue is being called in front of Alabama lawmakers for what appear to be conflicts regarding the sale of broadcasting rights to House Minority Leader Mike Hubbard.
Hubbard, who represents the Auburn area, was given the contract even though his broadcasting company’s bid was a solid $4 million below the top bidder, Kentucky-based Host Communications, in 2002. Host was later sold to IMG, and after winning the contract, Hubbard’s firm was sold to ISP Communications, which is based in North Carolina.
Considering that his is also the chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, Hubbard seems to think this is a political play by Senate Democrats and not related to his involvement, and other alleged mismanagement of university budgets. Considering Hubbard’s position of power, it no doubt behooves Auburn officials to be a little more than friendly with him. The same can be said of the University of Alabama’s relationship with U.S. Sen. Richard Shelby.
One of the under reported stories every year in major college football is the amount of free crap football players get when they go to a bowl game. Some is useless. For instance, we got a free watch from the SEC and a free pin for covering the 2004 SEC Men’s Basketball Tournament. Frankly, the catered Georgia Dome food, free bags of Golden Flake and Dr. Pepper out the wazzou was better than what the conference gave sportswriters.
The following is what SEC teams will be getting this year.
Music City Bowl
Kentucky: RCA high-def camcorder, Fossil watch, Majestic fleece pullover, New Era cap, Ogio Metro laptop pack
Independence Bowl
Georgia: Sony gift suite, Timely Watch Co. watch, New Era cap, football
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Tennessee: $250 Best Buy gift card, Fossil watch, Russell Athletic knit cap, Russell Athletic travel bag, football, Chick-fil-A gift card
Outback Bowl
Auburn: Best Buy gift card, Pro-Swiss watch, Jostens ring, hat, Outback Steakhouse gift card
Capital One Bowl
LSU: Party at Best Buy ($420 limit), Timely Watch Co. watch
Sugar Bowl
Florida: Sony, Apple, Trek, Garmin and Weber gift suite, Timely Watch Co. watch, New Era cap, Ogio Politan laptop pack, Lane recliner
Papajohns.com Bowl
South Carolina: RCA high-def mini-camcorder, Oakley Surf Pack backpack
Cotton Bowl
Ole Miss: Unknown
Liberty Bowl
Arkansas: Westinghouse 19-inch LCD HDTV/computer monitor, Fossil watch, Nike training shoes/sport sandals/sunglasses, football
BCS National Championship Game
Alabama: Sony gift suite with Trek and Garmin, Fossil watch, New Era 59Fifty cap, Ogio Politan laptop pack
There is a fraternity at Auburn that is being investigated for hazing. It is, and we shit you not, FarmHouse. Yes, that’s right. The agriculture fraternity at a school known for bovine jokes has apparently gone too far. One toke over the line, if you will.
The suspension was one of a list of six sanctions the Office of Greek Life recommended be handed down to the chapter after it was alleged to have been hazing its pledges, according to an article in The Auburn Plainsman student newspaper.
Being placed on suspension means the chapter will no longer be recognized by Auburn University for a period of six to 36 months.
According to the story from The Press-Register, the allegations are pretty weak sauce. They add up to errands, chores and interrogations. Really? Oh, like that isn’t a basic part of being a pledge at any fraternity anywhere in America. Beyond the yuks we got from the fact that it’s a fraternity named FarmHouse at Auburn, unless there are serious charges involved further than what was reported, this is totally lame.
It’s funny how fraternities come under fire so much, but rarely are Olympic sports under the microscope. When we were at Carolina, we’d see freshmen (these were on the swim team), who’d be seen in public on campus and off campus with embarrassing haircuts and plain T-shirts that read things like, “Fresh Meat.” If any fraternity did that anywhere, it’d be shut down in two seconds.
So, we hope that if FarmHouse really did something beyond the pale, that the students involved are suitably punished. Otherwise, Auburn should lay the hell off.
There are 34 bowl games this year, and we’re picking every damn one of them (probably with 60-70 percent success). You can follow the progress or join up and do battle with us through ESPN College Bowl Mania. We’re in “The League” and “The War Against Tebow.” TWAT (jokes!) is the brainchild of decamped S.C. blogger and good time Johnny, Micah Snead, so go there. But beware — Snead’s dad is a total ringer and will probably take the title by 20 points.
Dec. 19, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
Fresno State v. Wyoming
Dec. 19, 8 p.m., ESPN
Central Florida v. Rutgers
Dec. 20, 8:30 a.m., ESPN
Southern Miss v. Middle Tennessee State
Dec. 22, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 18 Oregon State v. No. 14 BYU
Dec. 23, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 23 Utah v. California
Dec. 24, 8 p.m., ESPN
Nevada v. Southern Methodist
Dec. 26, 1 p.m., ESPN
Marshall v. Ohio
Dec. 26, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
No. 17 Pitt v. North Carolina
Dec. 26, 8 p.m., ESPN
Boston College v. No. 24 Southern Cal
Dec. 27, 8:30 p.m., ESPN
Kentucky v. Clemson
Dec. 28, 5 p.m., ESPN2
Texas A&M v. Georgia
Dec. 29, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
UCLA v. Temple
Dec. 29, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 15 Miami v. No. 25 Wisconsin
Dec. 30, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
Bowling Green v. Idaho
Dec. 30, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 20 Arizona v. No. 22 Nebraska
Dec. 31, Noon, ESPN
Houston v. Air Force
Dec. 31, 2 p.m., CBS
Oklahoma v. No. 21 Stanford
Dec. 31, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
Navy v. Missouri
Dec. 31, 6 p.m., NFL Network
Minnesota v. Iowa State
Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
No. 11 Virginia Tech v. Tennessee
Jan. 1, 11 a.m., ESPN
Northwestern v. Auburn
Jan. 1, 1 p.m., CBS
No. 16 West Virginia v. Florida State
Jan. 1, 1 p.m., ESPN
No. 13 Penn State v. No. 12 LSU
Jan. 1, 4:30 p.m., ABC
No. 8 Ohio State v. No. 7 Oregon
Jan. 1, 8:30 p.m., Fox
No. 5 Florida v. No. 3 Cincinnati
Jan. 2, Noon, ESPN2
South Florida v. Northern Illinois
Jan. 2, 2 p.m., ESPN
South Carolina v. Connecticut
Jan. 2, 2 p.m., Fox
No. 19 Oklahoma State v. Ole Miss
Jan. 2, 5:30 p.m., ESPN
Arkansas v. East Carolina
Jan. 2, 9 p.m., ESPN
Michigan State v. Texas Tech
Jan. 4, 8 p.m., Fox
No. 6 Boise State v. No. 4 TCU
Jan. 5, 8 p.m., Fox
No. 10 Iowa v. No. 9 Georgia Tech
Jan. 6, 7 p.m., Fox
No. 25 Central Michigan v. Troy
Jan. 7, 8 p.m., ABC
No. 2 Texas v. No. 1 Alabama
Here we go. With the conference championship games over, and only Army-Navy left on Dec. 12, bowl bids are going out hot and heavy. There are some things that were expected, some surprises and — oh man — Clemson totally got jobbed.
BCS National Championship Game
No. 1 Alabama v. No. 2 Texas
Sugar Bowl
No. 5 Florida v. No. 3 Cincinnati
Capital One Bowl
No. 12 LSU v. No. 13 Penn State
Cotton Bowl
Ole Miss v. No. 19 Oklahoma State
Outback Bowl
Auburn v. Northwestern
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Tennessee v. No. 11 Virginia Tech
Music City Bowl
Kentucky v. Clemson
Liberty Bowl
Arkansas v. East Carolina
Independence Bowl
Georgia v. Texas A&M
Papajohns.com Bowl
South Carolina v. Connecticut
Definitely some interesting matchups — Georgia and Texas A&M are a couple big name teams for a small bowl, so that should be good. In other bowls, the Gator Bowl gave a big, wet, sloppy kiss to Bobby Bowden by inviting Florida State and West Virginia. Travesty. Though it was technically OK, Miami and Boston College were higher up in the selection order in the ACC. Southern Cal, the over-hyped 8-4 team, is going to play the Eagles in the Emerald Bowl in San Francisco.
Ooh! There are other BCS games?
Fiesta Bowl
No. 6 Boise State v. No. 4 TCU
Rose Bowl
No. 7 Oregon v. No. 8 Ohio State
Orange Bowl
No. 9 Georgia Tech v. No. 10 Iowa
It won’t all become final until after the SEC Championship Game on Saturday, but with Florida and Alabama locking down the BCS National Championship Game and the Sugar Bowl, everything else is good to go. There’s a glut of teams choking the middle of the standings in the conference, so it was really a crapshoot as to who went where.
Carolina might have upset Clemson to post its seventh win, but that doesn’t appear to have changed much in the bowl perspective from two weeks ago. And why’s that? The upper-level bowls wanted to take another date to the dance.
Guess which team comes out smelling like a rose? That’s right, your favorite and mine, the cheap-trick, dirty-playing team from the worst place in the lower half of Alabama not named Montgomery. Auburn got the invite to the Outback Bowl, which means the Tigers get to have fun in the seedier areas of Ybor City while trying to figure out how to beat Wisconsin. Of course, the joke’s on the Aubies, with the godawful early start of 11 a.m.
LSU, with the third-best record, got its expected trip to Orlando for the Capital One Bowl. Depending on which team is picked for an at-large bid in a BCS bowl, LSU will play either Penn State or Iowa.
The first part of the dam to break was the news given to ESPN that Ole Miss is going to the Cotton Bowl for the second straight year. What’s different for the Rebels this time, and their batshit crazy head coach, is the game will be played at Cowboys Stadium instead of the aging monument to football at the Texas state fairgrounds. Just imagine Houston Nutt, on the biggest high-definition screen anywhere, looking over JerryWorld like a Southern-fried Big Brother. Word is that Ole Miss will be facing Oklahoma State.
Hm. Who do we dislike more? It all comes down to fan bases — mountain rednecks from East Tennessee versus the biggest group of bandwagon fans in college football. You know it — it’s Tennessee v. Virginia Tech in the Chick-fil-A Bowl. Imagine the weird thoughts going through Tech. It began the season in the Georgia Dome against an SEC team, and it will end the season that way. Of course, Tennessee isn’t Alabama, so we’d imagine the Hokies would be favored.
Carolina fans were crossing fingers and praying hard for the Gamecocks to get the invitation to the Music City Bowl (what a bunch of Gaylords). But — a-ha! — foiled again by Kentucky. The gentlemen who run the bowl want to bring the Wildcats to Nashville, so that’s how it goes. It’s expected that either North Carolina or Miami will be the ACC representative in the game.
Ooh, not looking good. Next up, the Liberty Bowl, which shocked no one by taking Arkansas. It takes, ah, only a walk over the bridge to get from the Natural State to Memphis, so Razorback fans will be filling the stadium. If Houston beats East Carolina in the Conference-USA Championship Game, the bowl will be a throwback to the old Southwest Conference days.
Shreveport goes to Georgia, a quite unfortunate end to the season for the Bulldogs. Let’s face it — no team wants to go to the Independence Bowl. The only reason we saw Carolina play Missouri there a few years ago was because it was on the way to Dallas, where Alabama was taking on Texas Tech in the Cotton Bowl. Oh, Gamecocks. That means y’all are in…
…the Papajohns.com Bowl. Yessir, that’s my antiquated monument to Southern football! Welcome back to Birmingham, Carolina. We missed you. It’s been 30 years since you last played at Legion Field, losing to Missouri in the Hall of Fame Classic. If you recall, there used to be an upper deck over the west stands. Structural integrity can be a fickle mistress, and it was taken down several years ago. So, enjoy playing a mediocre Big East team in the cold, try not to get shot in one of the worst neighborhoods in town and for Heaven’s sake, make a trip to Milo’s. You’ll thanks us later for that last one.
Auburn had two weeks to prepare for Alabama. The Crimson Tide had less than a week. It showed. There have been other Bama teams that would have folded after going down 14-0, or looking at an 80-yard field for a chance to score a touchdown to win the game. The ‘09 vintage of the Tide isn’t one of them.
However, it was close for the No. 2 team in the country. James Carville once said that on Election Night ‘92, he wasn’t elated that Bill Clinton beat George H. W. Bush. He was relieved. We’ve been down this road before.
In 1996, Alabama met Auburn for the Iron Bowl in Birmingham. Even with two losses, Bama still had a chance to go to the Sugar Bowl. There was a little over two minutes on the clock when the Tide started deep inside its own territory, down 23-17. Quarterback Freddie Kitchens led a brilliant drive that put Alabama up 24-23 for one of the most thrilling games in the series.
Witness:
This time there was a national championship on the line. With those two weeks of planning, the Tigers put a linebacker exclusively on running back Mark Ingram and shut him down. It was up to “the other back,” Trent Richardson, quarterback Greg McElroy and the invaluable receiver Julio Jones to get it done. And, they did. Down by one, the offense methodically moved down the field, chewing up clock and getting into the end zone to secure the Tide’s second straight undefeated regular season. It wasn’t easy, it wasn’t pretty and it damn sure about caused us a heart attack, but a win’s a win. Now, it’s just to beat Florida and Alabama is in Pasadena playing for it all.
Florida won’t have Auburn’s advantage. The Gators have to play Florida State on Saturday, then go into the usual week-long prep. That is better for Bama. Another silver lining is that the Crimson Tide was able to win after being down by two touchdowns early, and without any significant contribution from a player that makes a habit of putting up 150+ yards against SEC opponents. The SEC Championship Game should be a very different kettle of fish.
This past week was considered a boring one at the outset, but a few games created new story lines and teams that will be slotted into the SEC bowl tie-ins got a little of a shake. With Tennessee’s win, the conference now has 10 bowl eligible teams, and barring a strange turn, will be sending each of them to a bowl. Sorry, Mississippi State and Vanderbilt — your sub-.500 status locks in your teams as teh suxx0rs.
BCS National Championship Game
Alabama or Florida v. Texas
Sugar Bowl
Alabama or Florida v. Cincinnati
Capital One Bowl
Ole Miss v. Penn State
Outback Bowl
Tennessee v. Wisconsin
Cotton Bowl
LSU v. Nebraska
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Georgia v. Virginia Tech
Music City Bowl
Kentucky v. Miami
Liberty Bowl
Arkansas v. Houston
Independence Bowl
Auburn v. At-large
Papajohns.com Bowl
South Carolina v. South Florida
There are some others who are thinking that Carolina won’t be slotted in the last spot, with Georgia or Tennessee taking that place. It really is just conjecture, though. To a degree, records and tiebreakers don’t matter past the top teams. Bowl committees have their rules as a mishmash of one guy gets first choice of a team from the SEC West, or East, and if then, &c. You need a flowchart to follow that, alone. Then there’s considerations as far as geographics, ticket sales and TV ratings.
Also, you may have noticed “Auburn v. At-large.” Unless Kansas can upset Missouri, The Big XII will not have enough teams to fill its entire bowl slate, and the Independence Bowl brings up the rear. Under any other circumstance, a team would be available, but Kansas State, which has closed out the season at 6-6, doesn’t have enough qualifying wins to make it. Last season, neither the Big XII nor the SEC had enough teams, and Louisiana Tech played Northern Illinois in Shreveport.
That means a team with enough wins from one of the non-BCS conferences that is eligible will be taken. Right now, the Sun Belt is the first available alternate conference. Here’s some fun for Tiger fans — the two teams most likely to go are UL-U-Pick’em, that is UL-Lafayette and UL-Monroe. Imagine that, going to play a bowl game against a team you usually schedule as an early-season patsy. Believe it, Auburn fans. It’s in the cards.
How lame is Auburn? Take Clemson, remove the lake, and put it in an even more remote location. Then add fans who like to toilet-paper the campus after a win (classy!). Obviously, our schadenfreude meter was red-lining this morning after being apprised of not one, but two nasty lawsuits that are coming at the school.
Football players gone wild
According to Decari Jenkins, a student at Auburn, he was beaten up by three Tiger football players, suffering permanent scarring and a concussion. The suit has been filed in U.S. District Court, naming running back Eric Smith and two other as yet unnamed players. Believe it or not, drinking was involved.
Smith, with the aid of teammates, “began to pummel Plaintfiff Jenkins with hands and fists about his face and body,” the lawsuit claims. “Though Plaintfiff attempted to defend himself, he was knocked to the floor where Defendant Smith and his cohorts continued to punch and kick him.”
Jenkins says he escaped and fled down the outside stairway to the front of the hotel. While outside, Jenkins claims, Smith ran toward him and punched him in the back of his head with four Auburn city police officers standing nearby.
“Defendant Smith then kicked the Plaintiff, turned away from the officers, and casually walked away as if nothing had happened, leaving Jenkins unconscious in a pool of blood,” the lawsuit states.
Racism on the Plains
A group of black university employees at Auburn are suing because they contend they’re being paid less that white employees for doing the same work. The workers have filed papers with the appropriate places, and lo — politicians are getting involved. Controversy, ahoy!
Mike Clardy, director of university communications, said the university is working with the employees to resolve the issue.
But the University’s response has been too slow, according to Auburn City Council Member Arthur L. Dowdell, who said he plans a press conference early next week to highlight the issue.
Dowdell said the group of about eight black employees who do custodial work filed complaints with the university and the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission office in Birmingham in early October.
After a wretched start against a FCS opponent in S.C. State, South Carolina pulled away in the second half to secure its fourth win of the season and notch the No. 25 spot in the AP Poll. The Gamecocks can credit a win over an otherwise overrated Ole Miss team — Rebel quarterback Jevan Snead threw three picks against Vanderbilt on Saturday — and the otherwise sterling reputation of the SEC.
Auburn, which has been a little bit more impressive in building a 5-0 record, nonetheless let Tennessee get closer than the Vols should have. Anyway, it was enough to place the Tigers in the No. 17 slot.
Here’s a situation to ponder: No. 3 Alabama, No. 4 LSU and No. 17 Auburn are all 5-0 in the SEC West, and all play each other. Drama, you say? We has it.
Speaking of ranked SEC teams, the conference comprises 24 percent of the poll.
No. 1 Florida
No. 3 Alabama
No. 4 LSU
No. 17 Auburn
No. 20 Ole Miss
No. 25 South Carolina
With Florida and Texas both on their bye weeks, the Crimson Tide edged closer to jumping the Longhorns for the No. 2 spot. Bama is only 12 points away from Texas, while leading LSU by 114. Next week, the Tide plays Ole Miss in Oxford, while Texas tangles with a heinous Colorado team at home. The Horns should win big. If Bama emerges with a win, especially a double-digit win, that could be enough for the sportswriters to drop Texas.
But, let’s not forget the USA Today Coaches’ Poll, which is actually used in the BCS formula. Carolina is still on the outside looking in, in the non-existent No. 27 spot, 20 points behind Georgia and 28 points behind No. 25 Wisconsin.
Beyond the polls
Georgia fans are most likely miserable after the unsportsmanlike conduct penalty called on receiver A.J. Green. Well, suck it, Dawg fans. Your legendary former coach Vince Dooley made a push about 20 years ago to severely restrict the ability of college football players to celebrate after touchdowns and other such times. For what it’s worth, the same penalty was called on LSU, but the LSU kicker managed to kick the ball long enough and the Tiger coverage team executed to where UGA couldn’t make the comeback.
As for the status of Georgia and LSU, it seems like the Bulldogs are a decent team that has trouble finishing, and LSU is a decent team that can finish. At this point, that’s the difference between No. 4 and being unranked.
Auburn looks good, but not that good. After being up 23-6, the Tigers were outscored 16-3 in the final 11 minutes. As Nick Saban would say, you have to finish. Mind you, Auburn also gave up 30 points to over-matched West Virginia and Ball State teams. Whether it’s gradual or with the backups in, there’s no excuse for letting a team put 30 on your defense.
To wit:
SEC most points allowed
1. Georgia (139)
2. Mississippi State (131)
3. Auburn (119)
Now, Auburn (207) has scored the most points out of anyone, with Alabama coming in No. 2 (200). However, Alabama has allowed 47 fewer points, or 9.4 less points a game than the Tigers. As well, Alabama has allowed the fewest amount of points in conference games, with the exception of Florida, which because of a bye week has played four, not five games.
Average score per game:
Alabama, 40-14.4
Auburn, 41.4-23.8
If Auburn wants to be in the same company as the Tide and Gators, it will have to get its defense in order. You don’t give up more than three touchdowns a game almost halfway through the season and expect to hang with teams that can score over 30 a game and play defense.
As for Carolina, what can be said about a team that, for a half, looked every bit the upset fodder for a MEAC squad? What it means is that this Gamecock squad is no different than any we’ve seen since 2000. You never know what’s going to happen. There’s no consistency, even though the talent is obviously there to be a Top 20 team every season. Which is why this weekend’s Kentucky game is no easy try. The Wildcats have three very talented offensive players, at quarterback, wide out and running back, not to mention a shut-down corner that took Julio Jones out of the game this past Saturday.
If Carolina can get past Kentucky, the team will be in serious trouble when it heads to Tuscaloosa on Oct. 17. If we were Alabama linebacker Rolando McClain, we’d be so excited about making Stephen Garcia’s life a living hell that we could hardly sleep. We may have a better idea of how prepared the Gamecocks are for the rest of the year when the Wildcats come to town.
