Sports Illustrated, spreading out the cover jinx, went back to the regional covers this year. Of course, last season it was a little more out-of-control, but unless we see something new, it looks like SI will settle with four covers this year, the top four teams in the poll. And being the top four, we begin with the best.

1. ALABAMA

2. OHIO STATE

3. BOISE STATE

4. TEXAS

That’s all she wrote, folks. Major college football, as you knew it from about 1996-2009, is over. The Big XII is done. All that’s left is the finalization of moves from outside the conference and what ends up as some truly bizarre scheduling in the 2012 season. Today, early movements in conference realignment went into overdrive.

Perhaps you heard that the Big Ten and Nebraska are now getting together. Conventional wisdom had previously held that Missouri would go, too, putting seven in the imagined Big Ten West and six in the Big Ten East. Add, say, Iowa State and Pitt and, oh, Rutgers, and you have a 16-team league. Word now is that Missouri and the Big Ten isn’t happening. Iowa State (and Kansas, too) are left in the cold. Any other expansion from the conference is also up in the air.

[Ed. note: Apparently we deleted a whole portion relating to the Pac-10 before publishing on the evening of June 11. Oops.]

Right now, Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and Colorado are joining the Pac-10. That’s 15, brother. There’s got to be one more in the mix to balance the divisions.

Think it’s Texas A&M? Former Aggies player, coach and national championship-winning Alabama coach Gene Stallings, who is a regent, is reportedly pushing hard for A&M to be the seventh team in the SEC West. Stories coming out have it that A&M has been given a 72-hour deadline to decide if it’s going to make the Pac-10 move. If you can predict what will happen there, you’re a better person than we are.

More word out today is that Miami and Virginia Tech have not been in talks with the SEC, which means that if A&M joins, the best chances for an addition to the SEC East fall to Georgia Tech, Clemson, Florida State and Louisville. If A&M does join, the SEC will likely end expansion at 14 teams. We really doubt there’s any desire to add Baylor, Kansas, Kansas State, Iowa State, SMU or TCU to the West. Each of these teams haven’t been that good, consistently, for a while, or bring money to the conference. Except for TCU, which, while small, has the DFW market to bustle in.

Yet, there’s another problem with the Great Gallopin’ Horny Toads. They’re in the Mountain West, with Utah. And another major move happened, with Boise State leaving the WAC for the MWC. As it is, TCU can stick where it is and do well, especially if the MWC absorbs the Big XII leftovers.

All of the above isn’t even considering rumors that Conference USA will help finish off the Big East as a football conference. Or that if the SEC goes take a team or two from the ACC, that the ACC will go back and take a few more from the Big East.

Ain’t the off-season fun?

We’ve never seen the wisdom in third parties. They don’t have staying power, lose more often than not, and tend to be filled with people who had “does not play well with others” written on their kindergarten report cards. You have to work within one of the two major parties, and if you have enough people who agree, you can change the party.

The examples of that sort of success are legend. In the early ’90s, Bill Clinton and the Democratic Leadership Council dramatically changed the Democratic Party and moved it to the middle. In the ’60s, conservatives took over the Republican Party and never gave up control. Between the end of World War II and the ’60s, liberals and moderates from the Northeast, Midwest and Far West — and in the ’60s, a president from Texas — got together and ended the power Southerners had on the Party’s civil rights and social policy agenda. And there are other major and minor example that can be called up. Needless to say, it is possible to create a sea-change in major party politics.

But, people keep getting their panties in a wad and starting up new third parties. it’s like starting a bar in Five Points. People see Group Therapy and Bar None and think, not considering the regular failures of bars in the previous decade, that it would be a good idea. Then there’s bad accounting, mistakes on records or the simple travails of the business and it’s closed within a few years (bye, Jake’s, Mark’s, Rafters, Knock Knock Club/Flipside, old Group Therapy, Pub, Drink, &c.).

In North Carolina, the Service Employees International Union got it in their heads to start up a pro-union third party in what’s traditionally one of the most anti-union states in the country. They’re upset the state Democrats aren’t being responsive to union issues. What they fail to understand is that the entire state has been unresponsive to union issues since unions arrived in the Tar Heel State.

About 100 canvassers have been trying to collect the requisite signatures for the past two weeks to gain ballot access for the new party, which would be called North Carolina First. SEIU spokeswoman Lori Lodes said their primary focus was to officially register the party, but noted that the union was beginning conversations with possible candidates who could run under the party’s banner.

North Carolina Deputy Director of Elections Johnnie McLean said the SEIU had begun the petition process and must gather 85,379 signatures to turn in to county election offices by May 17. Certified petitions have to be sent to the state office by June 1. If the signatures are found to be valid, the new party would then hold a nominating convention to select candidates, with names due to the Election Board by July 1 in order to appear on the November ballot.

The announcement comes just weeks after SEIU, along with several other labor and progressive organizations, threatened to withhold their endorsement and even field challengers against Democrats who voted against the health care bill last month.

On the right, the teabaggers are upset at the Texas Republican Party and want an organization of their own. They’ve started the “Independent Conservative Republicans of Texas.” It’s less a third party than a PAC, but the general idea remains. They probably need to check themselves — when Texas Republicans aren’t conservative enough for you, you’re what most people would call “an extremist.”

Patrick said such a group is needed to differentiate true conservatives from Republicans who put their party’s future before their constituents. He pointed to Republicans in Congress who have been silent on embattled Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.

“I don’t want those folks to represent who we are,” Patrick said.

Good luck with that.

We told you we were going to milk this bastard. For Carolina fans — try a 10-win season, you might like it. For Clemson fans — try getting into the national championship hunt in an era when white belts weren’t in style. In the words of the best of the Southeastern Conference (winners of the last four national championships), “Don’t worry. We got this.”

It had been 17 years. The fan base was hungry. The players were hungry. Heisman Trophy winner Mark Ingram was hungry. It had to happen. Alabama beat Texas 37-21 to win the national championship.

Sure, the haters were out. It was expected. But they weren’t on the field. Texas quarterback Colt McCoy couldn’t handle a tough, physical defense and had his shoulder injured early. Too bad for him. He plays in a weak conference against weak defenses. When you play against the Southeastern Conference, you have to show up to do battle, son.

Ingram had to check out, too, with cramps. Thing is, his replacement, freshman Trent Richardson, would start for most teams in the country. At halftime, it looked like a walk. 24-6 Alabama. But the Longhorns didn’t quit. They played hard, and cut the lead to three. Wide receiver Jordan Shipley played out of his mind.

Regardless, never discount the Crimson Tide defense. Huffman High School graduate Marcell Dareus, a mid-season replacement, intercepted a pass by the Texas backup to score late in the first half. The big win was solidified when a hit came from Eryk Anders and Bama recovered the ball inside the 10-yard-line, followed by a touchdown run by Richardson.

It’s been a rough few years. Certainly, 1994 and 1996 had Alabama in the mix to win it all, but it didn’t happen. Then came the long, dark tea time of the Tide. Sure, there were decent teams, but none legitimately challenged for the national title.

Then there was 2009. The 13th national championship for Alabama. Feels good.

ingramheismanBart Starr. Joe Namath. Kenny Stabler. Lee Roy Jordan. Cornelius Bennett. Derrick Thomas. David Palmer. Shaun Alexander. None of these heroes of Alabama football won the Heisman Trophy. For a program that has 12 national championships and 22 Southeastern Conference titles, the other major accomplishment in college football was something that had been lacking from the Tide trophy case for years. No longer.

Crimson Tide running back Mark Ingram added one of the more incredible accomplishments of the team this year, becoming Bama’s first-ever Heisman winner, and the third consecutive sophomore to take home the award. The win was the closest in the history of the award, 75-Heismans deep. For the first time in years, stiffarmtrophy.com got the final lineup wrong. It had Nebraska defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh in third, ahead of Texas quarterback Colt McCoy, but in fact the two flipped positions in the final results.

1. MARK INGRAM, RUNNING BACK, ALABAMA
Votes: 1,304 (227)
2. TOBY GERHART, RUNNING BACK, STANFORD
Votes: 1,276 (222)
3. COLT MCCOY, QUARTERBACK, TEXAS
Votes: 1,145 (203)
4. NDAMUKONG SUH, DEFENSIVE TACKLE, NEBRASKA
Votes: 815 (161)
5. TIM TEBOW, QUARTERBACK, FLORIDA
Votes: 390 (43)

Perhaps the most memorable part of the ceremony was Ingram totally losing it when he went on the dais, having to take a few seconds to compose himself. It was only about a minute or two into the acceptance speech that the 2009 winner was able to get himself together enough to roll through the rest of his thank-yous.

“I’m a little overwhelmed right now,” Ingram said at the podium. “I’m just so excited to bring Alabama their first Heisman winner.” Afterward, the super sophomore told the assembled media, “I was overwhelmed, really excited, just the fact that I’m the first Heisman Trophy winner at the University of Alabama and doing this for my family. It hasn’t been easy for us.”

Alabama football is an emotional endeavor, so most of us who slagged on Tebow for crying during the SEC Championship Game gave Ingram a pass. Double standards are the spice of life in sports.

This season, Ingram put up 1,542 rushing yards on 249 attempts for 6.2 yards-per-carry and 15 touchdowns, despite being extremely limited in action against the patsies of the Tide schedule. He also has 30 receptions for 322 yards, for 10.7 yards-per-catch and three touchdowns.

Ingram wins

Ingram’s interview with ESPN’s Chris Fowler

There’s only one step left: beating Texas in Pasadena in the BCS National Championship Game. If Alabama can do that, and there is significant thought to believe that it’s possible, 2009 could go down as one of the greatest years in the 117-year history of Crimson Tide football.

ttownThis week, the University of Alabama announced it was canceling classes between Jan. 6 and Jan. 8 for the BCS National Championship Game between the Crimson Tide and Texas. For the kids in public school in Tuscaloosa County, they don’t get the same consideration. It was announced today that the local school district will be operating as usual.

“We are thrilled and excited that one of our partners [the University of Alabama] has made it to a national level, but that does not affect a K through 12 institution,” Joyce Levey, superintendent of the city school system, said during a work session.

Levey said 37 of the system’s faculty and staff members asked her to cancel school for the football game on Jan. 7, which is the first day that students return to school from Christmas break.

The request was considered and placed on the school board meeting’s agenda, but the board rejected the request.

For shame! But, the game is at night, so there’s that. When we were in fifth grade in North Carolina, they wheeled a TV into the classroom so the ACC basketball tournament could be in the background while we went about our normal business. And in seventh grade when most major bowl games were played on Jan. 2, we got to have the games playing in the background all day. Maybe some T-Town teachers will do the same.

Regardless, we feel for you, Tuscaloosa County students. Of course, you just could get a sick note and stay home. Who can concentrate on class when your favorite team is playing for all the marbles?

bamaprofsYou could see this coming from a mile away. Members of the University of Alabama faculty senate have expressed their displeasure at the university canceling classes from Jan. 6-Jan. 8 for the BCS National Championship Game, when the No. 1 Crimson Tide faces off against No. 2 Texas for the football program’s 13th national title. Fucking academics.

The group passed a motion Tuesday stating that members were “profoundly disappointed” in the university’s decision to cancel classes for a football game. Professor John Vincent said the situation is a “true embarrassment” for the university because it sacrifices 95 percent of students for the 5 percent who will be at the game.

Waah. Don’t they know that a profound amount of students go to Tuscaloosa just because of football? And furthermore, don’t they realize that the tuition these kids pay goes directly to their salaries? At least not everyone is getting their white-columned panties in a bunch. The senate president and vice president both came out in favor of the cancellation.

Maybe they got to see this video before making their positions known.

If it weren’t for football, Alabama would just be a public school version of Samford. And nobody wants that. Except Auburn. And Tennessee. And Florida. And LSU….

bowlpicksThere are 34 bowl games this year, and we’re picking every damn one of them (probably with 60-70 percent success). You can follow the progress or join up and do battle with us through ESPN College Bowl Mania. We’re in “The League” and “The War Against Tebow.” TWAT (jokes!) is the brainchild of decamped S.C. blogger and good time Johnny, Micah Snead, so go there. But beware — Snead’s dad is a total ringer and will probably take the title by 20 points.

bowl01Dec. 19, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
Fresno State v. Wyoming

bowl02Dec. 19, 8 p.m., ESPN
Central Florida v. Rutgers

bowl03Dec. 20, 8:30 a.m., ESPN
Southern Miss v. Middle Tennessee State

bowl04Dec. 22, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 18 Oregon State v. No. 14 BYU

bowl05Dec. 23, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 23 Utah v. California

bowl06Dec. 24, 8 p.m., ESPN
Nevada v. Southern Methodist

bowl06Dec. 26, 1 p.m., ESPN
Marshall v. Ohio

bowl07Dec. 26, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
No. 17 Pitt v. North Carolina

bowl08Dec. 26, 8 p.m., ESPN
Boston College v. No. 24 Southern Cal

bowl09Dec. 27, 8:30 p.m., ESPN
Kentucky v. Clemson

bowl10Dec. 28, 5 p.m., ESPN2
Texas A&M v. Georgia

bowl11Dec. 29, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
UCLA v. Temple

bowl12Dec. 29, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 15 Miami v. No. 25 Wisconsin

bowl13Dec. 30, 4:30 p.m., ESPN
Bowling Green v. Idaho

bowl14Dec. 30, 8 p.m., ESPN
No. 20 Arizona v. No. 22 Nebraska

bowl15Dec. 31, Noon, ESPN
Houston v. Air Force

bowl16Dec. 31, 2 p.m., CBS
Oklahoma v. No. 21 Stanford

bowl17Dec. 31, 3:30 p.m., ESPN
Navy v. Missouri

bowl18Dec. 31, 6 p.m., NFL Network
Minnesota v. Iowa State

bowl19Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m., ESPN
No. 11 Virginia Tech v. Tennessee

bowl20Jan. 1, 11 a.m., ESPN
Northwestern v. Auburn

bowl21Jan. 1, 1 p.m., CBS
No. 16 West Virginia v. Florida State

bowl22Jan. 1, 1 p.m., ESPN
No. 13 Penn State v. No. 12 LSU

bowl23Jan. 1, 4:30 p.m., ABC
No. 8 Ohio State v. No. 7 Oregon

bowl24Jan. 1, 8:30 p.m., Fox
No. 5 Florida v. No. 3 Cincinnati

bowl25Jan. 2, Noon, ESPN2
South Florida v. Northern Illinois

bowl26Jan. 2, 2 p.m., ESPN
South Carolina v. Connecticut

bowl27Jan. 2, 2 p.m., Fox
No. 19 Oklahoma State v. Ole Miss

bowl28Jan. 2, 5:30 p.m., ESPN
Arkansas v. East Carolina

bowl29Jan. 2, 9 p.m., ESPN
Michigan State v. Texas Tech

bowl30Jan. 4, 8 p.m., Fox
No. 6 Boise State v. No. 4 TCU

bowl31Jan. 5, 8 p.m., Fox
No. 10 Iowa v. No. 9 Georgia Tech

bowl32Jan. 6, 7 p.m., Fox
No. 25 Central Michigan v. Troy

bowl33Jan. 7, 8 p.m., ABC
No. 2 Texas v. No. 1 Alabama

bowlsHere we go. With the conference championship games over, and only Army-Navy left on Dec. 12, bowl bids are going out hot and heavy. There are some things that were expected, some surprises and — oh man — Clemson totally got jobbed.

BCS National Championship Game
No. 1 Alabama v. No. 2 Texas
Sugar Bowl
No. 5 Florida v. No. 3 Cincinnati
Capital One Bowl
No. 12 LSU v. No. 13 Penn State
Cotton Bowl
Ole Miss v. No. 19 Oklahoma State
Outback Bowl
Auburn v. Northwestern
Chick-fil-A Bowl
Tennessee v. No. 11 Virginia Tech
Music City Bowl
Kentucky v. Clemson
Liberty Bowl
Arkansas v. East Carolina
Independence Bowl
Georgia v. Texas A&M
Papajohns.com Bowl
South Carolina v. Connecticut

Definitely some interesting matchups — Georgia and Texas A&M are a couple big name teams for a small bowl, so that should be good. In other bowls, the Gator Bowl gave a big, wet, sloppy kiss to Bobby Bowden by inviting Florida State and West Virginia. Travesty. Though it was technically OK, Miami and Boston College were higher up in the selection order in the ACC. Southern Cal, the over-hyped 8-4 team, is going to play the Eagles in the Emerald Bowl in San Francisco.

Ooh! There are other BCS games?

Fiesta Bowl
No. 6 Boise State v. No. 4 TCU
Rose Bowl
No. 7 Oregon v. No. 8 Ohio State
Orange Bowl
No. 9 Georgia Tech v. No. 10 Iowa